About
A supervillain in training.
Very little is known about the founder of Secret Lair Labs. He has been quoted saying things when asked about stuff. What a guy.
Dear Friend, Customer or Google robot,
My name is Glen Harman, and I am a supervillain. At least, that’s what it says on my business card.
After more than 25 years in IT, picking up processes, craftiness and street smarts, I realised there was one industry that hadn’t been over-tapped and was open to anyone: being a supervillain. I’m starting a little older and with rather less money than the competition, but as my old gran used to say*, why not give it a go?
To be honest, I’m a bit rubbish at it so far. I’m a villain in training and willing to learn. So I put my skills to use in a legal but grandly questionable way, or, as we say around here, Ethically Evil. That’s also why “Evil” sits right there in the legal name, in brackets, as a courtesy.
For commercial enquiries about the empire, my services as a supervillain, or if you like piña coladas, please get in touch.
Peace, love and mung beans,
Glen Harman
CEO & Supervillain
*My gran was never old, never said this, and the whole lot, gran included, is made up for marketing.
So what do we actually do?
The answer is simple, and can make you a lot of money!
We are …
We’ll get back to you on that. In the meantime, the brochure version is on the Operations page.
Who owns us?
Another company: Bailey Sierra Pty Ltd. Please stop asking. It isn’t sinister. It’s mostly spreadsheets.