We may be evil. We are not heartless.

We are all created equal, and that goes for every human, whatever their age, background, body, beliefs, gender or who they love. A few of us are marginally better at some things (Dame Judi Dench and Meryl Streep spring to mind), but that’s about talent, not worth.

Everyone has basic human rights. The right to food and safety. The right to have a say in their own life. The right to love and be loved by consenting adults in whatever way suits them. The right to be entirely themselves.

At Secret Lair Labs that means respect for our customers, our colleagues and everyone else we deal with. We don’t discriminate and we don’t put up with people who do. If you think we’ve fallen short, tell us, and we will listen and fix it.